highlight of last night was laura and i planning to buy a lobster and “set him free” in the lake, not really considering that lobsters live in salt water.
If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?
as a scientist I can confirm that this is definitely how percentages and fractions work, and yes, the ocean is 10% celery, which is why we cannot drink ocean water, for we would choke on the celery
if you’ve ever stepped on a dog’s foot and didn’t apologise like ur life depended on it please let me know now so i can get a restraining order
- person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
- me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made
- Satan: Hi
- Me: Ah Satan!
- Satan: I'm not really Satan.
- Me: Oh